I'm not sure what the world record is for world's fastest baby delivery, but my beautiful wife made it happen in 2 hours and 10 minutes. I helped the doctor through the entire process and wow, I've never been turned into a blubbering mess like that before. Baby and Momma are doing great. I can't tell you how happy we are right now.
Needless to say, you may not see many updates here for a while.